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"HTTPS" = "Had To Take Profits Sir"

The secure protocol that protects your gains.
"HTTP" coins are unprotected, unsecure - they get rugged.
"HTTPS" is the encrypted, safe version - diamond hands with an exit strategy.

The Dog:

  • He's seen too much. Watched portfolios go from 100x to -90%.
  • The error messages aren't bugs - they're warnings from past degens who didn't take profits.
  • He sits calmly in the chaos because he already sold the top.
  • The blank stare = the peace of having secured gains while others panic.

Backstory:

"HTTPS was a degen like any of us. Hit a 50x on a shitcoin in 2021. Didn't sell. Watched it go to zero. The error messages are his memories. Now he guards the protocol - reminding everyone: Had To Take Profits Sir."

"When you see HTTPS, he's not judging you for selling. He's protecting you. Every error message is a portfolio that didn't listen."

"HTTPS doesn't FUD. HTTPS doesn't shill. HTTPS just reminds you - securing profits isn't paper hands, it's wisdom."

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